We here at M4 Knick love three things: being in love, having a good laugh, and analytical instrumentation of course. So, we’ve got you covered this Valentine’s Day. We created a list of 10 swoon-worthy pickup lines and memes to impress your next date— liquid analysis style.

Ok, Ok, it’s a little low-brow, but hey the analytical equipment industry is rampant with terminology just waiting to be a turned into pickup lines. Seriously, who can resist a good pH probe joke?! We sure can’t.